you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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