also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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