Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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