i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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