just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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