Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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