i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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