you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You have to summon your inner elephant
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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