you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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