Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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