they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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