Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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