to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
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SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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