So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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