We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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