so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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