? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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