idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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