I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
zippers are such a cool invention
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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