I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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