I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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