a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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