I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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