I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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