he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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