Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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