Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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