i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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