Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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