you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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