Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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