Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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