I accidentally had phone sex last night
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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