ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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