I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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