think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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