I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
