you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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