And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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