I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Never underestimate the power of titties
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
