i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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