Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
is it fun? or sober?
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