arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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