There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Couch. On fire.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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