I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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