So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
operation harelip BJ is a go
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Im part way to drunk.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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