Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
