Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
