so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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