I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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