Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Drunk is a universal language darling
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