Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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